Hello. My name is Red. I'm a pig. Recently I had a supporting role in a television commercial for a major international cellular telephone provider. Everyone was very nice to me, and I think I did a pretty decent job for my first time on set, but I've since learned that I'm scheduled to be slaughtered in a week. Fortunately, my new friends at Reginald Pike, Toronto, Biscuit, L.A., and Mother are working to find me a new home at a petting zoo (despite all this, I love humans). They're only $20 and proceeds go to my care and feeding. Please help. |